键盘侠|湖人交易妥妥电信诈骗 佩林卡杀疯了湖迷大喊对不起我的神

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Shams&Woj今日同时报道,湖人爵士森林狼三方交易已经完成。

交易主体:

湖人得到拉塞尔、马利克-比斯利和范德比尔特;

爵士得到威少、托斯卡诺-安德森、达米安-琼斯和一个来自湖人2027年受保护(1-4顺位)的首轮签;

森林狼得到康利、亚历山大-沃克、2025年和2026年爵士的次轮以及2024年奇才&灰熊二者中轮次更低的次轮。

>>>>>>新闻链接:重磅!拉塞尔&范德彪&比斯利去湖人 威少赴爵士 康利去森林狼

[–]Barn30barn 217 points an hour ago

LETS FUCKING GO

湖人球迷:一句法克哟~马上起飞咯~

[–]MyyStummyHurt 212 points an hour ago

Sorry Pelinka I wasn’t familiar with your game

湖人球迷:对不起,佩林卡,我这只杂毛燕雀,不知你鸿鹄的志啊~

[–]Ruben625 27 points an hour ago

He got that mamba mentality in him! Job wasn't finished and he knew!

湖人球迷:佩林卡有曼巴血统!他深知大业尚未完成!

[–]Imkitoto 849 points an hour ago

WAIT ONLY ONE FIRST ROUND PICK????

湖人球迷:桥豆麻袋!区区一个首轮签竟干了票这个大的????

[–]darklord0530 213 points an hour ago

Some protection on it too. Rob might have cooked I fear. Also offloaded Jones

湖人球迷:而且是个受保护的首轮签。佩林卡杀疯了,还把达米安-琼斯一起送走了。

[–]zetetry 62 points an hour ago

He cooked indeed

湖人球迷:雀实,佩林卡超神了!

[–]Curlybrac 12 points an hour ago

Yall better delete yall rob slander lol

湖人球迷:你们最好把之前喷他的记录都删了,哈哈哈

[–]Tylerdong 53 points an hour ago

Put some fucking respect on Rob's name

湖人球迷:都他娘的给佩林卡一点尊重!

[–]hairyasscheeks_ 272 points an hour ago

No more terrorism basketball

湖人球迷:篮球对我来说,再也不是恐怖片了~

[–]EasyBreezy1995 68 points an hour ago

Watch ham play schroder, bev, DLo lineups instead lol

湖人球迷:继续看哈姆导演恐怖片《三后卫阵容》,主角换成施罗德、贝弗利、拉塞尔而已,哈哈哈

[–]garrywithtwors 5 points 55 minutes ago

This is EXACTLY what's about to happen. Mark my words

湖人球迷:哈姆绝逼会这么干,我今天把话撂这儿了!

[–]Rob Pelinka REDEEMEDTheLoneliestMonke 28 points an hour ago

I'm flying back to LA just to slap the whiteboard out of Ham's hands

佩林卡球迷:我正在赶往洛杉矶的飞机上,誓要去拍掉哈姆手上的战术板。

[–]CaruShowphilthesenutz 181 points an hour ago

I can finally watch the games now.

湖人球迷:我终于有心情看比赛了~

[–]Xp717 62 points an hour ago

Bro fuckin SAME! Ive been not watching for like a year because I refused the watch Russ. Watched last night for Lebron and Russ was the same dumb motherfucker that made me stop watching in the first place. I feel fuckin BLESSED today im so happy

湖人球迷:一样啊,兄弟!由于威少打球实在没法儿看,使得我大概有一年没有看湖人比赛了。昨晚因为詹姆斯我才勉为其难地看了那场比赛,打开电视看到威少还是那个愣头青小损样,我马上又把电视机给拔了。今天老天爷开恩啦~妈妈~我好快乐~

(终于结束了)

[–]16millenniumpianist 12 points an hour ago

Literally laughing rn, I feel the exact same fucking way. I haven't felt any excitement about the Lakers since the WB trade was announced.

湖人球迷:一听威少走了,我脸上的笑容便无处躲藏。我和楼上一毛一样,自从威少来了之后,我对湖人比赛再也没有产生过一丝兴奋之情。

[–]peraltz94 16 points an hour ago

In Rob we trust

湖人球迷:什么都别说了。信佩总,得永生。

[–]Russellout Benchshit with another turnoverRlP-Juice_wrld-999 81 points an hour ago

BENCHBRICK OUTTA HERE IM SO FUCKING HYPE

湖人球迷:替补打铁王走了,我high翻了。

[–]dgzero3 36 points an hour ago

Pelinka, I apologize for doubting you

湖人球迷:佩林卡,之前质疑你的能力,是我有眼无珠了。

[–]goatedknight 26 points 2 hours ago

I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS

湖人球迷:盼星星盼月亮,终于盼到了这一天。

(那天在迪士尼许的愿:交易威少)

[–]discussionandrespect 7 points an hour ago

We need to trade some guards now we have way too many guards

湖人球迷:但是我们现在后卫太多了,得交易掉一些才行。

[–]gigaquack 12 points an hour ago

"No such thing as too many guards" - Darvin Ham

湖人球迷:

哈姆:“后卫太多了?没有的事儿。”

[–]elsavador3 6 points an hour ago

Darvin Ham wants to know your location

湖人球迷:楼上的,哈姆想要你的家庭住址,注意安全。

[–]raobj280 8 points an hour ago

February 8 should be a national holiday in LA, “westbrick traded” day, but for real man I’m so fucking happy and hyped, we become much better without brick and then even better adding D’lo and these other good players, lets fucking gooooo

湖人球迷:2月8日应该成为洛杉矶纪念日,就叫他“铁威离湖日”吧。但是说真的,我真的乐疯了,high翻了啊!单单是没有铁威,湖人就已经是一支更好的球队了,更何况还来了拉塞尔以及其他几位这么好的球员?我靠起飞了啊!!!

[–]k177777 22 points an hour ago

Jazz fan here. We got fleeced. Enjoy Malik and Vando guys

爵士球迷:我是爵士球迷,我们被电信诈骗了。比斯利和范德比尔特很香,你们慢用~

[–]gigaquack 5 points an hour ago

Westbrook will be a clipper shortly he won't even have to change his address. Everybody's happy!

湖人球迷:威少很快就是快船队的人,他都不用改家庭住址。双赢了~

(威少:其实,我也很开心呢~)

[–]23Battlemaster123 6 points 2 hours ago

20 game winstreak coming

湖人球迷:同志们,20连胜就要来了~

[–]TheNastyGuy 2 points 2 hours ago

Should we give the fun man one last appreciation post?

湖人球迷:我们要给“开心哥”一个临别祝福吗?

(威少:无论是赢,是输,还是打平,都要玩得开心~)

[–]LakersHomoChef 9 points 2 hours ago

Bro we had to give up a former mvp, MR. TRIPLE DOUBLE, nooooooooo.

湖人球迷:兄弟们啊,这笔交易我们不得不失去一位前MVP以及三双先生,不!!!5555。。。哈哈哈哈。。。

[–]Trail BlazersBringingGunsToArenas 866 points 2 hours ago

Ainge turned soft out of nowhere smh

开拓者球迷:安吉怎么突然耳根子这么软了,哎~

[–]Jazzgarretthong 401 points 2 hours ago

Assuming the 2027 lakers will be one of the worst teams in the league the pick isn’t bad but I just don’t see the benefit for us

爵士球迷:如果湖人队2027年是最烂的球队之一,签位就不会差,我们亏死啦!!!

[–]LakersGreatAmerican1776 84 points 2 hours ago

It’s protected 1-4

湖人球迷:是首轮1-4顺位受保护的哦。

[–]RaptorsFantastic-Lead-2176 209 points 2 hours ago

I don't fucking know.

猛龙球迷:我完全不理解。

[–]WizardsTurbo2x 1531 points 2 hours ago

Lakers fans celebrating Russ gone more than the scoring record being broken

奇才球迷:上面那帮湖人球迷庆祝威少离开,比昨天庆祝詹姆斯破纪录还热闹!

[–]CIark 663 points 2 hours ago

Lebron really made sure Westbrooks last game as a laker was the biggest celebration of the year